how i ask people not to touch me
this has 200 notes i hate this website
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ok guys so i need to clean out my gif folder but i have some gems in here so heres what im gonna fo
the first 3337 people to reblog this will get a totally random gif in their inbox
obviously if you dont have your submission box open i cant send you one but ill drop you an ask saying it wasnt open
if i have a gif that goes with your blog i may give you that one
I will do this until im out of gifs to give
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
Talk dirty to me.
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.